I feel like her eyes are silently asking for help. Perhaps she’s just realized that her name is Maxwell, and Jessica Simpson is responsible for her.
Willow Smith, classy as ever. (The Daily Mail described this as “larking about on the escalator.”)
I can’t even deal with Willow anymore. I saw her at a dinner the other night, back when she was trying to convince people she had a tongue ring, and I had to sit on my hands to keep from shaking her. If I’m going to withstand any more meals with her, I’m going to have to slip her a Benadryl first.
Another picture where Joshua Jackson looks like he’s part of a celebrity family — this time, Busy Philipps’s.
(Really, he just ran into his old friend at the grocery store. Why does this never happen to me???)
Birdie Silverstein, a word of advice: always brush your hair if there’s a chance you’re going to see a real celebrity today. Actually, you should probably just go ahead and brush it no matter what.