penis (:
surisburnbook:

I feel like her eyes are silently asking for help. Perhaps she’s just realized that her name is Maxwell, and Jessica Simpson is responsible for her.

surisburnbook:

I feel like her eyes are silently asking for help. Perhaps she’s just realized that her name is Maxwell, and Jessica Simpson is responsible for her.

surisburnbook:

Willow Smith, classy as ever. (The Daily Mail described this as “larking about on the escalator.”)
I can’t even deal with Willow anymore. I saw her at a dinner the other night, back when she was trying to convince people she had a tongue ring, and I had to sit on my hands to keep from shaking her. If I’m going to withstand any more meals with her, I’m going to have to slip her a Benadryl first.

surisburnbook:

Willow Smith, classy as ever. (The Daily Mail described this as “larking about on the escalator.”)

I can’t even deal with Willow anymore. I saw her at a dinner the other night, back when she was trying to convince people she had a tongue ring, and I had to sit on my hands to keep from shaking her. If I’m going to withstand any more meals with her, I’m going to have to slip her a Benadryl first.

surisburnbook:

Another picture where Joshua Jackson looks like he’s part of a celebrity family — this time, Busy Philipps’s. 
(Really, he just ran into his old friend at the grocery store. Why does this never happen to me???)
Birdie Silverstein, a word of advice: always brush your hair if there’s a chance you’re going to see a real celebrity today. Actually, you should probably just go ahead and brush it no matter what.

surisburnbook:

Another picture where Joshua Jackson looks like he’s part of a celebrity family — this time, Busy Philipps’s. 

(Really, he just ran into his old friend at the grocery store. Why does this never happen to me???)

Birdie Silverstein, a word of advice: always brush your hair if there’s a chance you’re going to see a real celebrity today. Actually, you should probably just go ahead and brush it no matter what.